I was walking one day and some creepy old guy walked up to me and said "Here have some Pokemon cards!" He gave a crap ton of them to me so these are my cards.
I have more so I can show you it if you want.
Or you can battle me on some Pokemon Card Battle Wiki or something. :3
My cards[]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
HE IZ A SPACE CHICKEN!
The dog attacked and killed May shortly after she found out it could fly.
THREE HEADED DRAGON OF DOOOOOOM!!!
HE'S A KING KING!
FLOPYFLIP!
I dare you. Battle me.
SOOO MANY OF THEM!
IS THIS EVEN POKEMON!?
GIGAN AND GHIDORAH! EPICNEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!
OOOOOOOLD!
This is the same one from earlier. I think.
It's real!
FEAR HIM!!!
HEY LOOK! NO LEGS!
I WUNNUH HUG IT.
SPIDER TEPIG! SPIDER TEPIG! HE IS A FIRE-PIG! CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB!? NO HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BUG TYPE.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
It looks like we're gonna need a bigger litter box.
FLY LIKE AN EAGLE!
I got nothing to say about this.
HE HAZ A HELMET! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK GODZILLA! STOP SCREAMING! I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR CHEESECAKE!
I like trains.
Bubbles... The kind with soap in them...
Still nothing...
I WILL DEFINITELY BEAT JIMMY WITH THIS!
I made a Creepypasta.
IT'S ALSO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PENGUINS!
WHO WANTS MUFFINS!?
KINGKINGKINGKING
ALL THE NYANZ!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!
ROBOROBOROBO
It's a moth but it looks like a butterfly.
NYAN IZ ANGRY!!!
...
PREEAWRDUR SOSMIC UNREASHED NAW!!!
DESTROYAH!!!
He iz green. Yur awrgyument iz invalid.
JET JAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! JET JAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY MR. WITHER-(Get's blown up)
WEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The first card ever made...
Big heads. BIG HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is so powerful that he burnt off his skin.
WATERSAUROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST EXPENSIVE CARD EVAH!
G VFNJCHBKGOJ DBJFG`GTO HD GVJFXGSLEEPMGNFB VCXJ`
I evolved Kangaskan. Your argument is invalid.
Don't even tell me.
INCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BARREL!